Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 101: "Domino's Pizza"
Transcription
*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!
[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,
[00:00:31] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello and welcome to Review. That Review, the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.
[00:00:40] Chelsey Donn: Reviews. Yay. We're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
[00:00:52] Trey Gerrald: That is Chelsey Donn,
[00:00:54] Chelsey Donn: And that's Trey Gerrald.
[00:00:56] Trey Gerrald: and together we are.
[00:00:59] VOICEOVER: The. You Queens.
[00:01:03] Trey Gerrald: And A' very special Cheerio to all of our members over on Patreon. To learn more, go to Review That Review dot com slash patreon, and if you enjoy the show and would like to support in an additional way, then go to Review That Review dot com slash donate. Well, hello Chels Chels.
[00:01:23] Chelsey Donn: Hello, Trey. How are you? It's 'I. Feel like it's been A' minute. How's it going?
[00:01:30] Trey Gerrald: Life is good. You know, this, uh, this week I've really been focusing on getting my passport updated,
[00:01:36] Chelsey Donn: Oh, I've done that. What route did you go?
[00:01:39] Trey Gerrald: so I've only had one passport in my life because 'I grew up. In A' family that didn't really value travel. It wasn't of interest to my parental figures, and so 'I just didn't have much experience or appreciation for travel. Not that 'I, even registered A', lack of appreciation. It just wasn't present in my life.
So my very first passport, 'I got in the year 2013 and 'I, remember that was A' lodging of A' Complaint worthy experience because 'I found out in that. Journey that 'I did not have the original document of my birth certificate, and the passport agency is very specific that it cannot be A' photocopy.
There are various birth certificate iterations, and so 'I
[00:02:26] Chelsey Donn: like this needs to be legit. Legit. What they gave you at the hospital or what A' government agency handed you
[00:02:32] Trey Gerrald: That's right. And if you call for like A' replacement, that's A' different request than calling for A' replacement original document, which 'I found out the hard way. And this is like 'I was calling in South Carolina and so it was like, you know, two to three business weeks and then 'I like, got it, and it
[00:02:49] Chelsey Donn: 'I did the same process with Pennsylvania. 'I. Just want 'I, just so you feel seen,
[00:02:53] Trey Gerrald: interesting. We're cuz we're gonna come back to Pittsburgh, but, okay. So you have to have the original letterhead that has like A' raised seal on it. So 'I have all of that. So 'I did all of that back in 2013. Okay. And then we went on A' very big trip in 2019 months before the pandemic and 'I have not seen my passport since.
So 'I wasn't sure if 'I had lost it. 'I wasn't sure if it
[00:03:17] Chelsey Donn: Oh no.
[00:03:18] Trey Gerrald: pocket of luggage that 'I might have thrown away. You know, it was A' whole thing and we're like going on A' trip in August. So 'I need A' Passport and 'I have
[00:03:28] Chelsey Donn: up. We're gonna need it.
[00:03:29] Trey Gerrald: correct, so 'I and 'I know 'I knew that it was expiring soon. You know, now there's this discrepancy.
Like if it expires six months to the date of expiration, then it kind of doesn't count, so you have to like renew it before halfway through the year. Of the expiration date. It's like A' whole, like it's A'. Whole rigamarole. Anyway, the point of the story is 'I turned my house upside down on multiple occasions and this afternoon 'I finally found my passport.
And this was after 'I had confirmed and like spoken in therapy and like come to terms with the facts that 'I would need to.
[00:04:08] Chelsey Donn: You're gonna have to go through this whole process again.
[00:04:10] Trey Gerrald: because to renew it, you don't have to prove anything. Again, you, but you have to surrender the original passport and then they eventually send it back to you. But if you have lost or damaged your passport, then you have to act as if you've never had one.
So you have to do A', completely different form, plus another form to say that you're declaring it was lost or stolen. So 'I was like, you know what, I'll just go the long route because you know, 'I, 'I need it in A' certain amount of time.
[00:04:35] Chelsey Donn: right? Yes.
[00:04:36] Trey Gerrald: I'm early enough to wear like 'I, don't even need to do expedited, so it's fine.
Anyway, long story short, 'I went to CVS this afternoon. 'I got A' new passport photo. 'I stapled it to my thing and everything is ready. 'I just have to go to A' up, S U S P S and then I'm gonna expedite it so it gets them, and, and the expedited service is in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
[00:04:58] Chelsey Donn: Oh, interesting. 'I 'I did mine this year at FedEx and it was much easier. It was A' much simpler process, but 'I, they just like kind of will sit with you and go through this 'I. Rush my passport thing with you and make sure that like everything is filled out properly and they'll take your photo right there.
It's just sort of like A' one stop shop, and then by the time you're outta there, assuming you have your old passport, which 'I know is like an issue, then they just put it in there and send it out and you're done until it comes to you.
[00:05:27] Trey Gerrald: but now 'I have it. I'm holding it up to the screen.
[00:05:30] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, exactly. So
[00:05:32] Trey Gerrald: Check printed out. So it's already to go 'I, just have to go to
[00:05:36] Chelsey Donn: you're in great shape. Trey, this is it. This is the final stretch you're gonna get there.
[00:05:40] Trey Gerrald: But 'I gotta tell you, like it literally has been such A' process that that's really how my week has gone. And today of all days, right before recording 'I found my old passport.
[00:05:51] Chelsey Donn: Well, sometimes when you let go, that's when that's when it appears. You know things. Things deliver to you when you least expect them to. Right.
[00:06:01] Trey Gerrald: You know, A' wise person once said, let go and let God.
[00:06:05] Chelsey Donn: Let go. Let God. And, and also like deliveries that you weren't expecting. Trey, can you go to your door for me? Because 'I think you have A' delivery.
[00:06:14] Trey Gerrald: wait. 'I almost mentioned this before we started recording.
[00:06:17] Chelsey Donn: yeah.
Don't mention wait. Just go to your door.
[00:06:20] Trey Gerrald: It already happened. The dogs went cuckoo bananas. Crazy.
[00:06:23] Chelsey Donn: Oh, it did. Did you get it?
[00:06:25] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, but 'I left it out there cuz 'I thought it was for A'. Different house.
[00:06:28] Chelsey Donn: It's for you. Can you go get it?
[00:06:30] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, hold on.
[00:06:31] Chelsey Donn: Go get
[00:06:32] Trey Gerrald: Wow, you timed that like perfectly.
[00:06:34] Chelsey Donn: 'I was really trying to tie it perfectly so that we would be like recording and it would
[00:06:38] Trey Gerrald: Because 'I saw that like cuz anytime one of us enters Riverside, which is the A', the platform we record on part of the screen disappears and it usually is like 20 seconds and then your face will appear.
But 'I noticed it disappeared and you weren't popping up. So 'I was like, she's in the like waiting room, but it hasn't pushed go yet cuz you mu cuz 'I was right when the person was ringing the doorbell.
[00:07:01] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I was looking at the delivery because 'I wanted to see like where the delivery was. So 'I was like waiting to push live because 'I didn't wanna like 'I. 'I. 'I wanted it to be A'. Surprise.
[00:07:13] Trey Gerrald: you, this is why when you said, are you excited? And 'I was like, yeah, because 'I was like, the dogs are barking and 'I was waiting to mention. Cause 'I was like, I'm gonna. Say like someone just delivered something wrong to my house and 'I don't wanna have
[00:07:25] Chelsey Donn: now your dogs are
[00:07:26] Trey Gerrald: I'm sequestering myself cuz 'I don't wanna talk to people.
And now when someone realizes that their food was delivered to the wrong place, they're gonna come knock on my fucking door. I'm trying to record this podcast. Okay. You want me to go get it now or do you wanna talk about your
[00:07:38] Chelsey Donn: 'I want. 'I, just want you to go get it
[00:07:40] Trey Gerrald: you're not worried about it? Okay, hold on. Yeah.
[00:07:42] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, thanks and I'll talk to the audience while you're gone. Hey guys, so this is gonna sort of reveal the subject of this week's review, but 'I wanted to do something A'. Little bit special for Patreon, 'I. And just as something we could do every once in A' while, and 'I wanted us to do A' live review that is associated with A' review that I'm bringing in this week.
So that's all I'm gonna tease for right now. And then when Trey comes, he'll tell you what it is that 'I have sent to him. Um, and really did try to time this perfectly so that it would happen around the like logic Complaint time period.
[00:08:22] Trey Gerrald: You were
[00:08:23] Chelsey Donn: all right. Trey, 'I, sort of 'I
[00:08:25] Trey Gerrald: Wait, we, you, you mentioned this to me in the recesses like maybe two weeks ago before we recorded episode 100. So 'I
[00:08:32] Chelsey Donn: And then 'I was like, I'm just gonna do it by myself.
I'm just gonna go ahead and like make the decision. So Trey, I've been teasing to everyone just that 'I 'I wanna do A' live review thing every once in A' while, and that this particular item that I've sent to you, Is A' clue for what it is we're gonna be reviewing this week. The review we're gonna be reviewing.
So 'I, just 'I didn't announce what it is. 'I teased and 'I was 'I. 'I said 'I. Think it's gonna be A'. Patreon, A'. Little bonus where we're gonna do the review, uh, live on Patreon cuz 'I also have the delivery.
[00:09:08] Trey Gerrald: Yours came. Okay. Okay.
[00:09:09] Chelsey Donn: came. Yes. Yes. So you can introdu, you can tell everybody what it is.
[00:09:14] Trey Gerrald: Well, so 'I have three boxes from Domino's and they are like rectangle boxes, so they're not pizzas. Um, but 'I do have A' receipt here. So 'I can actually say, oh, there's also this little bag with like seven different dippings.
[00:09:31] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Well, 'I was like, you're from the South and, and 'I 'I knew that you like 'I, really appreciate sauces and 'I didn't know which sauce you like. So 'I just got you one of each, but two ranches.
[00:09:42] Trey Gerrald: Oh my God, it's A'. Sweet icing.
[00:09:45] Chelsey Donn: Oh, that's for, yes. There is A' dessert item as well that we will do.
[00:09:49] Trey Gerrald: oh, this is, and these sauces are like A' dollar.
[00:09:52] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, the 'I mean 'I. Listen, Trey. 'I invest in this podcast.
[00:09:56] Trey Gerrald: Okay. This is very exciting. So domino, so 'I am A', 'I am someone who orders from dominoes.
[00:10:01] Chelsey Donn: You are
[00:10:01] Trey Gerrald: it's not pizzas. Wait. This is really funny because my after show review has something to do with pizza. Wait, this is so weird.
[00:10:08] Chelsey Donn: weird. Uh, what is wrong with us? We are one. We are one. Mind. Even when I'm like thinking about Trey in my mind and thinking what I'm gonna do, I'm like, 'I am channeling
[00:10:19] Trey Gerrald: Wait. It's really weird though because like 'I was really annoyed at the beginning cuz 'I was like, 'I 'I know this is gonna sh come up and I'm just gonna wait until we're recording. And then 'I was rambling on about my passport and the whole time you were probably like worrying about the boxes outside my house.
[00:10:34] Chelsey Donn: And that's why 'I was like, how do 'I relate this in? So 'I was like, yeah, things deliver to you when you least expect them to. So special delivery,
[00:10:42] Trey Gerrald: excited. Do you want A' lot? Do you wanna talk about your week? Do you wanna A' lot? Like what do you wanna do?
[00:10:46] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, let's 'I guess let's, yeah. So that's A' teaser guys, and then we'll go back to that in A'
[00:10:50] Trey Gerrald: And you can like, you can exhale. 'I can exhale because
[00:10:53] Chelsey Donn: Yes. We can all exhale.
[00:10:55] Trey Gerrald: the, they're right here with me.
[00:10:56] Chelsey Donn: you know, it's coming. Do Dominoes is coming. Dominoes is, if you're following the tracker, it's, we're in the queue, uh, for the Domino's review, but
[00:11:05] Trey Gerrald: Well now 'I have an experience of the listeners cuz you know, I've realized, you know, our episodes are titled what the review is, but us as the re Review Queen, we don't know what the review is until it's announced. So now 'I have the experience as the
[00:11:18] Chelsey Donn: right.
[00:11:19] Trey Gerrald: cuz 'I know it's gonna be dominance.
[00:11:20] Chelsey Donn: You do know it's, but you don't know what's coming. So,
[00:11:23] Trey Gerrald: you, so your week's
[00:11:24] Chelsey Donn: no, my week was good. It's crazy because now we've like done the podcast long enough that if people have birthday traditions, we're like getting A' second go round on the merry-go-round. So 'I had my second trip to the Renaissance Fair.
It was,
it was Morgan's birthday and we went.
[00:11:45] Trey Gerrald: The beer wench.
[00:11:46] Chelsey Donn: The beer wench. We went, we almost got in the line with the old beer wench, but we didn't really like her that much. So 'I remembered. Um, but anyway,
[00:11:54] Trey Gerrald: Do you remember that? 365 days ago we showed the video of the winch on Patreon?
[00:12:01] Chelsey Donn: Did, did we? Oh, Yoi did.
Oh, you're right. Oh, you do. So she had that, right, she had that, um, line of like eyeliner, like right, A', like straight across her, the bottom of her forehead, like kind of crossing over with her brows. So, and maybe it's A' tattoo. Honestly, 'I mean 'I assumed it was eyeliner, but you never know.
But yeah, it
[00:12:24] Trey Gerrald: Wait, how was the parking this time?
[00:12:26] Chelsey Donn: We, we Ubered. We Ubered, which we did last
[00:12:29] Trey Gerrald: but there was confusion about the route 'I, remember?
[00:12:32] Chelsey Donn: Good memory.
[00:12:33] Trey Gerrald: Well, that was the after show. Yeah. And we talked about the Bard owls or whatever,
[00:12:39] Chelsey Donn: oh my God. You see, this is so funny because yeah, it happened again where there was confusion with A' Uber. Yeah. Oh my God. 'I didn't even remember that. That's so crazy. So the
[00:12:48] Trey Gerrald: It's also unfair because 'I edit everything. So 'I listen to things A' lot more than you do. So
[00:12:54] Chelsey Donn: That's true. 'I. 'I listened 'I. Think 'I Listened to most episodes, at least twice. But you know, that was A' while ago.
[00:13:00] Trey Gerrald: A' year. Well, that's fun.
[00:13:01] Chelsey Donn: Yeah,
so
[00:13:02] Trey Gerrald: birthday to
[00:13:03] Chelsey Donn: happy Birthday, Morgan. That was the highlight, I'll say of my week. And then 'I, of course, as per usual of things to complain about.
[00:13:11] Trey Gerrald: Let's do it.
[00:13:12] Chelsey Donn: Okay, let's do
[00:13:13] Trey Gerrald: why don't you go first? What do you want to
[00:13:15] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.
[00:13:16] Trey Gerrald: about this week?
[00:13:17] Chelsey Donn: 'I really hate it when 'I get used to delivering from A' certain restaurant and then all of A' sudden I'm out of the delivery zone
[00:13:26] Trey Gerrald: Oh,
[00:13:26] Chelsey Donn: can no longer have that item
[00:13:29] Trey Gerrald: this is such A'. Good Complaint,
[00:13:31] Chelsey Donn: Right. Like 'I just you spoiled me. 'I was maybe when 'I was ordering from you in the beginning 'I was thinking, wow, you're A' little bit far from me and I'm really grateful that you deliver, but now couldn't get it.
[00:13:44] Trey Gerrald: And doesn't it feel personal? Doesn't it seem like the, they got sick of how always delivering to
[00:13:50] Chelsey Donn: right.
[00:13:51] Trey Gerrald: they like updated the delivery zone. 'I always feel that it's personal, always
[00:13:56] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I wish that there was even like A' little option for like tip an extra $4 and like we'll come to you because 'I feel like 'I probably would like if 'I really wanted that thing enough and 'I was like, you know what, it's not worth my gas and this place 'I don't even think does like regular takeout.
So this is really the only way to do it. But 'I do wish that they would just be like, we'll charge you more. 'I would do that.
[00:14:18] Trey Gerrald: How far.
[00:14:19] Chelsey Donn: It's not that far. 'I, just like 'I live up in the hills so everything is far.
[00:14:25] Trey Gerrald: Because 'I don't like to order anything that's further than two miles
[00:14:28] Chelsey Donn: Oh, that's never gonna happen cuz I'm, well where 'I live because I'm like three miles north of Sunset and 'I Am three miles south of the valley. So like, I'm kind of like right in the middle. So everything is gonna be at least, like even the closest thing will be like four and A' half miles. And that's like right at the base of the hill.
[00:14:47] Trey Gerrald: Got it. Yeah. 'I. 'I have had the same. Experience with many things. There was even like my favorite cheat besides dominoes, oddly enough, my favorite cheat is five guys. 'I love five guys, and there was one in the little town right next to me and they no longer deliver.
[00:15:06] Chelsey Donn: so upsetting.
[00:15:07] Trey Gerrald: that's like A' Mile and like 1.3.
Like it was
[00:15:11] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, so it's like 6.2
[00:15:13] Trey Gerrald: Oh, okay. Well, right.
[00:15:15] Chelsey Donn: You know, it's not crazy. Right? And I'm sure if it's like peak time, we don't want to do it. 'I. 'I mean 'I do like 'I again, 'I empathize with the with the reversal. But 'I, just like 'I would pay for it. 'I won it. 'I was used to it. Now 'I can't have it and it sucks and it's
[00:15:32] Trey Gerrald: You know, that reminds me of when 'I first moved to Manhattan and 'I lived in Astoria and. It has since become A' Law that cab drivers cannot refuse you. But when 'I
[00:15:44] Chelsey Donn: Oh yes, that's right.
[00:15:46] Trey Gerrald: where are you going before they unlock the door? And you would
[00:15:48] Chelsey Donn: 'I know,
[00:15:50] Trey Gerrald: And they would say No.
And they would roll the wind up. And Dr. Yes, it was,
[00:15:55] Chelsey Donn: to me all the
time.
[00:15:57] Trey Gerrald: It was so insulting.
[00:15:58] Chelsey Donn: So rude.
[00:15:59] Trey Gerrald: angry.
[00:16:00] Chelsey Donn: Yes, 'I. Forgot how much that riled me up.
[00:16:03] Trey Gerrald: Yes. Well, 'I definitely hear your Complaint delivery zones. Are they? It feels arbitrary and it's upsetting, especially when it has changed. When the delivery zone has been updated and you're excluded, that just
[00:16:14] Chelsey Donn: Right. And like 'I bet you there's even people that are more than six miles, but when they just redraw that line, you know, they left me out. So anyway, that's my Complaint. Uh, Trey, what about you? What's, what's on your mind?
[00:16:30] Trey Gerrald: Well 'I am gonna switch gears and choose the Complaint that is presently on my mind cuz 'I really want A' Lodge A Complaint about food getting cold. 'I A' am very
[00:16:41] Chelsey Donn: A'. In A', like A' insulated bag. I'm hoping that's gonna
[00:16:44] Trey Gerrald: well 'I. Don't 'I 'I.
[00:16:46] Chelsey Donn: Sorry,
[00:16:47] Trey Gerrald: No 'I am 'I am someone who is like very particular about heat. And it's very interesting cuz I'm married to someone who doesn't care. Like they can have like, like he never eats pizza, but he could have cold pizza and it's not A' big deal. To me that is the most disgusting concept to me.
Also, like if 'I get delivery or if 'I am taking something home, 'I am rushing the minute the delivery arrives, 'I am. 'I unpacking it and I'm preparing to eat. And you know, David is like, he's A', little more A'. And even my sister, I've noticed this when I've like gone to be with them. When we get delivery, it's like 'I need to be eating it right away cuz 'I need the temperature because it is never the same when you reheat it unless you do the broil setting on like A' toaster oven or
[00:17:31] Chelsey Donn: true. Or like you have like an air fryer and you can do A' reheat.
[00:17:34] Trey Gerrald: it's challenging if it's like A' sandwich because there's always A' tomato on the sandwich and you can't heat the tomato. Or like heated mayonnaise is disgusting. You can't heat fries the sandwich. They never taste those 'I guess. Now with air fryers, things are maybe different. 'I don't have one.
But 'I hate it. 'I and 'I hate knowing that it's just decaying. The temperature is slowly decaying. The longer 'I complain about it. So that's my Complaint.
[00:17:58] Chelsey Donn: Okay. So 'I have A', like 'I have A', real Queen thought and 'I think that this is what we should do. So 'I think we should sort of pause. The live recording for A' second,
[00:18:09] Trey Gerrald: No, cuz now I'm hungry.
[00:18:11] Chelsey Donn: Go do this Patreon moment recording, and then we'll come back and continue the main show.
[00:18:16] Trey Gerrald: Oh, 'I. See your point because then we'll eat it and we'll review it.
[00:18:19] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, and then we'll just come back. It'll be Trey and ChelseyBD, like maybe 15 minutes in the future. And A'. Tiny, bit fuller.
[00:18:26] Trey Gerrald: do it. That's fun.
[00:18:27] Chelsey Donn: That's fun. Something
[00:18:28] Trey Gerrald: All right.
[00:18:29] Chelsey Donn: All right. See you soon.
[00:18:33] VOICEOVER: Hold your crown. We'll be right back.
[00:19:00] Trey Gerrald: Woohoohoo Time Machine. Time Machine. Time machine. Alright, A', Queens. We're back. Well, in real time we took A'. Quick little break. We recorded our after show in the middle of our show. Had A' fun, um, 'I wanna say pizza party, but it wasn't 'I. There was A' Tacho party.
[00:19:15] Chelsey Donn: 'I 'I. 'I was my first Tacha. I'm like feeling A'. Little stuffed now. 'I. We even got some dessert in there.
[00:19:22] Trey Gerrald: You better call me Crest cuz I'm stuffed.
[00:19:25] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Trey. That was good.
[00:19:29] Trey Gerrald: Well listen, if you are not on our after show, if you're not A', part of the Queen dom. If you have not joined our Patreon, consider this another invitation. We'd love to have you come and join us because we rate and review all three purchases that ChelseyBD got from dominoes on both coasts we consider.
Is, are there discrepancies between East coast and West coast delivery and recipe following for these tachos and lava cakes? You better join to hear and, um, you know, we'll tease you with some of the, some of the quotes at the end of today's episode, but
[00:20:03] Chelsey Donn: gonna be A' new Patreon. We're gonna sprinkle this in every once in A' while so.
[00:20:08] Trey Gerrald: yeah, if you want us to rate something, let us know.
[00:20:11] Chelsey Donn: yeah, let us know. One A' five zero review, zero. And with that in mind, with all that dominoes in mind, now that I'm so full of dominoes, 'I am 'I, think I'm ready to jump into the online review? Try.
Are you?
[00:20:27] Trey Gerrald: A'. Yes, let's
[00:20:28] Chelsey Donn: do it. Let's jump in.
[00:20:32] VOICEOVER: Review. That, Review,
[00:20:35] Chelsey Donn: All right, we are your trustee. Review Queens. We bring in reviews, as you know from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
[00:20:43] Trey Gerrald: We read you the review, we break it down and we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns. It's A', very regal process that we call
[00:20:54] VOICEOVER: That, Kvetch.
[00:20:56] Chelsey Donn: Today's the day the Dominoes Review. It's coming up now. We made you wait A' little while. All right, so this review is written by Kevin W. Now as A' special Little Treat Tray. This review is actually for the very dominoes that 'I had delivered to you. Try Leona, Leon, and whatever, however you say it. Yeah.
So that's what this review is. This review is written by an elite reviewer
[00:21:28] Trey Gerrald: Wait, what star is it?
[00:21:30] Chelsey Donn: sorry. That's right. It is A' one star review. Uh oh. Written by Kevin W, an elite reviewer who currently resides. In Manhattan, New York, there is A' photo next to Kevin W. We're definitely wearing A' suit. We got A' suit jacket, A' tie, and then 'I.
Don't know, looks like club vibes. A' little bit behind Kevin W and he looks to me, he looks to be in his late twenties would be my guess.
[00:22:00] Trey Gerrald: And since it's elite, I'm assuming it's Yelp.
[00:22:04] Chelsey Donn: Oh, did 'I not say that? Yes, it is Yelp. Sorry. I'm the worst. It is A' Yelp review. It is A' Yelp Elite. It is A' Yelp review.
[00:22:12] Trey Gerrald: wanna just start over and say, today's review.
[00:22:15] Chelsey Donn: Sure. Today's 'I mean. Keep it real. Okay. No, no, no. Here's the review. This place straight up sucks. Where to begin? Glacial delivery Rude staff that puts you on hold for an eternity. On three occasions, I've had them ping the pizza tracker app that my food was delivered, which of course it wasn't. After calling and being placed on hold for 15 minutes at least, and asking what's up. The person who picked up the phone says This practice is normal for them and that the pizza will arrive when it arrives. So basically they goose the app so they don't show how fucking slow and unreliable their delivery always is Nice. Apparently this happens regularly based on other reviews. After A' Sea of Shit reviews. This place should just do everyone A' favor and shut down. Oh, and by the way, I've never gotten A' hot pizza from this place ever, always lukewarm or cold. I've bitched corporate about this cesspool,
[00:23:56] Trey Gerrald: Oh.
[00:23:58] Chelsey Donn: hopefully others. Will follow suit. Kevin w
[00:24:06] Trey Gerrald: wait. This has happened to me before. And 'I have called the same dominoes to say, oh, 'I see that the tracker says it was delivered and it hasn't been delivered. So I'm just wondering, and 'I mentioned on the after show how much A' anxiety it gives me to have to call and complain. So
[00:24:23] Chelsey Donn: Right,
[00:24:24] Trey Gerrald: called to be, because 'I was worried.
[00:24:26] Chelsey Donn: called cuz you were like, did they deliver to the wrong
person?
[00:24:30] Trey Gerrald: cuz A' cuz it wasn't like
[00:24:31] Chelsey Donn: right. Cuz that is anxiety inducting. Like if it says the eagle has landed and the, that's why 'I was so anxious at the top of the show cuz 'I was like, Hey, you have A' delivery. Go get it because 'I didn't want it just sitting there and you know, whatever, somebody's stealing it.
'I don't know what would've happened. But yeah, like 'I, that's anxiety inducting. Like when 'I saw that, that delivery thing came up, 'I was like, all right, 'I made it. You know, like, and if 'I went to the door after 'I had that emotion and the food was not there, 'I would freak out.
[00:25:04] Trey Gerrald: Yes. And like it said, delivered and 'I. Waited like several minutes, went outside and like looked at the neighboring houses, like 'I was like spending
[00:25:15] Chelsey Donn: Right. You're like, where did they deliver it to? Cuz it's not here.
[00:25:18] Trey Gerrald: And, and it, and the, it was some woman that answered was like, it's still coming. It's, it's coming.
[00:25:24] Chelsey Donn: So that's interesting. Like 'I can't remember now, but does Dominoes have one of those policies where it's like if you don't get it within an hour, whatever it is, that your pizza's free. Because you know how like that was A'
thing.
[00:25:36] Trey Gerrald: But 'I don't, 'I don't know if they do
[00:25:38] Chelsey Donn: Or is that like Papa John 'I? Don't know. 'I thought it was Domino's. 'I thought that was like the whole point of the tracker so that they're like, we guarantee like fast delivery.
So are they doing it so that like you're not getting A' free pizza every time?
[00:25:51] Trey Gerrald: You know, it has never occurred to me until Kevin mentions. Oh, okay. So they're gooing. The app, which is A' very funny
[00:25:59] Chelsey Donn: Right. Which is A'. Great word. They, there were some interesting words and there were moments which we'll get into where it was like, 'I took A' tad too far, but the language was fun.
[00:26:08] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, especially upfront with this place. Straight up sucks.
[00:26:12] Chelsey Donn: Straight up sucks.
[00:26:13] Trey Gerrald: Straight up. Now tell me it sucks.
[00:26:16] Chelsey Donn: It sucks.
[00:26:17] Trey Gerrald: And then I'm stealing glacial delivery,
[00:26:20] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.
[00:26:21] Trey Gerrald: which reminds me of Devil Worst
[00:26:23] Chelsey Donn: Move at A' glacial pace. You know how that thrills me?
[00:26:26] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Wonder if Kevin is gay. 'I. Don't think Kevin's gay the way that they say what's up.
[00:26:31] Chelsey Donn: Kevin 'I mean. He looks hetero to me. 'I don't. 'I. Don't know if that's an insult or if that's something that you can even say,
[00:26:36] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Just don't know any straight men that watch Devil Wears Prada.
[00:26:40] Chelsey Donn: right? Don't think that's where he's getting 'I. Don't think that's where he is getting it from, but 'I. 'I Don't know. I'm getting like from his picture and the tone I'm getting more like Kevin was in A' frat and now Kevin works in finance in Manhattan,
[00:26:55] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I. Get
[00:26:55] Chelsey Donn: lives in the financial district, but or used to live in the financial district.
That's why they still have Manhattan now. They live, they got A' bigger house during the pandemic in Jersey.
[00:27:06] Trey Gerrald: sounds
[00:27:07] Chelsey Donn: they're still not willing to let go of that Manhattan Mole on their,
[00:27:12] Trey Gerrald: Well, 'I also think the phrase straight up isn't like gay lingo. Gay people know not to use straight as A', good as A' positive cuz that infers that gay is A' negative. But that's neither here nor another. Like when you're like, are you okay? And it's like, I'm straight. I'm straight.
[00:27:28] Chelsey Donn: Oh, interesting. 'I. Never see, these are things 'I. Just 'I.
[00:27:32] Trey Gerrald: Or when you're like,
[00:27:33] Chelsey Donn: ignorant to.
[00:27:33] Trey Gerrald: When you're like, be straight about it because what? You're being gay about it, which is like, you're not being right.
[00:27:41] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean 'I. Think in this case, like 'I,
[00:27:43] Trey Gerrald: No, he doesn't mean any of that. But,
[00:27:45] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Yeah. 'I mean 'I. Don't think anybody means that. 'I don't 'I. 'I. 'I shouldn't say that. 'I think that most people have adopted those phrases as colloquialisms and don't mean it with the undertone. But now that I'm hearing it the way you're saying it, 'I understand the implication.
So maybe 'I won't use them again.
[00:28:04] Trey Gerrald: No homo,
[00:28:05] Chelsey Donn: No homo.
[00:28:06] Trey Gerrald: no one says, no homo in A'. Negative way they mean that with love.
[00:28:09] Chelsey Donn: Right, exactly. Exactly right.
[00:28:12] Trey Gerrald: how does the, how does Kevin Spell was up?
[00:28:14] Chelsey Donn: Oh, oh no. He just said regularly. But that was how 'I thought Kevin would say it.
[00:28:20] Trey Gerrald: 'I believed it.
[00:28:21] Chelsey Donn: Right.
[00:28:22] Trey Gerrald: It will arrive when it arrives. Do you think that was really the response
[00:28:27] Chelsey Donn: 'I do
[00:28:28] Trey Gerrald: 'I Kinda do too?
[00:28:29] Chelsey Donn: it sounds like A' frustrated. Domino's employee who's probably been like, you're on hold bitch, because I'm, I've been on the phone with 10,000 other people that are having the same problem. And 'I don't know what the f to tell you.
[00:28:46] Trey Gerrald: And do you remember being A' kid? And we would call and order A' pizza, and then you could call the store and they would be like, oh, they've left with the order. It should be there shortly. Like 'I, understand the Complaint here that it's like we are not in the 1990s anymore. Like every person has A' Tracker because every single person has A', cell phone, every smartphone you can track.
So it is frustrating if you're under the guise that you can track the gps if you're A' delivery person
[00:29:15] Chelsey Donn: Right.
[00:29:16] Trey Gerrald: and then you're told it's delivered, but it hasn't delivered, been de
[00:29:19] Chelsey Donn: Hundred percent.
[00:29:20] Trey Gerrald: But 'I, it never occurred to me that it was intentional to keep the appearance that they don't have delays. And that is Kevin's claim.
But now that I've heard that, I'm never gonna not think that.
[00:29:31] Chelsey Donn: right. And 'I do think it's an interesting claim because if you think about it, like 'I don't know what the franchising rules are for dominoes, but maybe there is some sort of A' thing where like if your store is constantly getting,
you know,
[00:29:47] Trey Gerrald: Sea of Shit reviews.
[00:29:49] Chelsey Donn: A' the of shit reviews and is getting, you know, these late deliveries, like if they were being honest, maybe they would like lose the franchise.
And 'I think that that is sort of Kevin's goal because Kevin really wants this location shut down. Which 'I kind of, that's the place where I'm like, 'I lose Kevin A' Little bit because 'I, obviously 'I looked for the closest dominoes to you to deliver, right? And 'I 'I think there might have been another option as well.
[00:30:16] Trey Gerrald: one in Cliffside Park, but they're, they have weird hours. 'I always do Leonia,
[00:30:20] Chelsey Donn: Right. So it's like the, here, that's the thing where I'm like, Kevin, from the, your review I'm getting, you're really frustrated. So, and you're saying like, this is always just seems like this is always what happens at this location. It sucks so bad, but you keep ordering from them. So you clearly really like dominoes.
So what are you gonna do if this location goes outta business and the one further away has weird hours and you want dominoes like, You need this place to succeed, Kevin, or you just need to stop ordering from dominoes like you've been bitching to corporate about this.
[00:30:53] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, that's So, yeah, the, the very last few, like four sentences or three sentences really, it sounds like Kevin is trying to start A' culture war and I'm not really like getting behind him on that, cuz it's sort of like
[00:31:04] Chelsey Donn: And then they did the thing that we kind of hate in A' negative review, which was, oh, and by the way, I've never gotten A' hot pizza from this place ever. Like we just had to throw in like the shit on the walls of the shower in the spa 'I. At the last minute, they're like, and 'I have this other insult.
[00:31:22] Trey Gerrald: it happens A'
[00:31:23] Chelsey Donn: too late.
[00:31:24] Trey Gerrald: It's like the Chili's review too.
[00:31:26] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, it's too like put that up higher in the review in your diatribe list, like where to begin? Glacial reviews. Rude staff like Luke Warren Pizza or Cold 'I, you know, lukewarm A'. Best cold at worst. I'm rewriting Kevin's review, but yeah.
[00:31:42] Trey Gerrald: You know what occurred to me when you said his sentence that said, I've never gotten A' Pizza. That's hot. It's usually lukewarm A', cold 'I. Thought of Little Caesar's phrase.
[00:31:52] Chelsey Donn: Pizza,
[00:31:53] Trey Gerrald: Well, that's our childhood one. Now it's hot and ready, 'I.
[00:31:57] Chelsey Donn: Oh, interesting.
[00:31:58] Trey Gerrald: you know how Little Caesar's rebranded and now you walk into the front and you grab A' Pizza out of like their little ovens and you
[00:32:04] Chelsey Donn: Do they not do delivery like you just, it's just take out and
[00:32:07] Trey Gerrald: it's all takeout now.
'I Believe.
[00:32:09] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, you go, you grab your pizza like have A' cafeteria style, check out and walk out with your pizza. Yeah. 'I do remember seeing A' commercial about that?
[00:32:17] Trey Gerrald: 'I. And then they also call it A' cesspool, which seems like grass
[00:32:21] Chelsey Donn: One step too far, like 'I was enjoying Kevin's review and even in the lake house pool and all that. I'm still like enjoying it beyond A' traditional review, cuz I'm like, wow, Kevin is really emotional about this issue that he has turned to really flowery negative language. That's how mad is.
[00:32:40] Trey Gerrald: that's what 'I was gonna say. It's like the humor entertainment level is so high because they're like A' walking thesaurus.
[00:32:47] Chelsey Donn: Exactly, and they're on it. Like you can't! tell by the way that they're like structuring their sentences that like, they're mad, like, EV you're not looking at this review, but like the way that it's written is really, it's actually like, kind of pretty, like things are divided into lines. Like there's, it's just, it's really intentionally written.
Like, oh by the way, I've never gotten A' hot pizza from this place. Period. Ever period. Always Luke warmer, cold period. And it's like, that's like on its own line, you know? So clearly Kevin has thought this out.
[00:33:20] Trey Gerrald: Oh, absolutely.
[00:33:22] Chelsey Donn: and grammar are like 100%. This kid, this kid like may even gone to an Ivy League.
[00:33:28] Trey Gerrald: I'm
[00:33:29] Chelsey Donn: No, maybe like Duke, Duke's A'.
Really good school.
[00:33:32] Trey Gerrald: That's not Ivy
[00:33:32] Chelsey Donn: don't know about Harvard 'I. Think maybe Duke is Ivy League. I'm just saying 'I. Don't know if they're Harvard, but 'I. Don't think 'I said that out loud. 'I. Think 'I just said that in my head, and then 'I said no.
[00:33:42] Trey Gerrald: Valuable. You knew unique information.
[00:33:46] Chelsey Donn: Well, this seems super valuable to me, Trey because 'I have you here telling me that this has happened to you.
So that sort of removes that question mark for me because clearly this is common. 'I mean it wasn't A' Sea of shit reviews. That's true. 'I believe that it is, and 'I believe that it's happened to you. So 'I do think this is truthful and impactful, right? Like, If I'm gonna 'I better not be hungry
[00:34:13] Trey Gerrald: well that's also like, well, that's what I'm saying, like on top of the anger is probably hunger.
[00:34:17] Chelsey Donn: Right, right.
[00:34:19] Trey Gerrald: Mean. 'I. 'I. Believe Kevin 'I mean, but, but, and 'I. Find it
[00:34:24] Chelsey Donn: But they're A', little shady, They're definitely A'. Little
[00:34:27] Trey Gerrald: especially the sign off where it's like I'm complaining to corporate, and you probably should be too. Like there's A' tone about like, if you have A' negative experience, it's on you, because I'm telling you that I'm complaining to corporate to get it closed.
Like.
[00:34:41] Chelsey Donn: Exactly, and, and also like Kevin W's photo couldn't look more corporate like 'I. Really just wanna share my screen with you if 'I can. 'I. Don't know. Can you see this? Yeah. Do you see Kevin 'I can see him in on his face? He is. He is. Like, you see him? He is like very serious 'I. He seems young, like he seems out of co, like freshly out of college.
Actually, it looks like the stock exchange is behind him now that I've like super zoomed in. He
[00:35:08] Trey Gerrald: Oh my God. It is.
[00:35:10] Chelsey Donn: Street, right? Isn't
[00:35:11] Trey Gerrald: That is absolutely the yes. Look at the red and green numbers.
[00:35:16] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. How 'I totally pinged that without even realizing what happened. 'I have to zoom out A' little bit cuz 'I lost A' spot.
Anyway, that was crazy. That was A'. Nice little discovery of of Kevin 'I. Think 'I. Really think my assessment of him is clear. 'I. Do think 'I could give him A' fair.
[00:35:35] Trey Gerrald: Crowning. Yeah, 'I. Think 'I. can't! too.
[00:35:36] Chelsey Donn: Um, is there anything else that we feel we haven't assessed for Kevin 'I mean we think it's funny. We, we've said
[00:35:44] Trey Gerrald: Definitely shady. Co common fluky. Typical 'I, mean
[00:35:49] Chelsey Donn: common
'I think it seems common, but like 'I definitely think that some of the anger, some of the elevated anger is coming from the hunger.
[00:35:56] Trey Gerrald: but what's also there for me is like 'I have A', very specific opinion about dominoes. 'I have A'. Very specific opinion about people that eat dominoes and 'I have A' very specific opinion about Kevin.
[00:36:07] Chelsey Donn: That's true. But 'I do think that in the Venn diagram of all those things that you mentioned, 'I, do peg Kevin as being someone that would eat A' dominoes? Like it's not like shocking to me. Right? Like probably was studying for many A' test with like boxes of dominoes.
[00:36:26] Trey Gerrald: right. '
[00:36:26] Chelsey Donn: I have A'
[00:36:27] Trey Gerrald: guess. 'I just.
[00:36:28] Chelsey Donn: in his day.
[00:36:30] Trey Gerrald: Like 'I have to review this for like what it is and not have A' judgment for what it is. But 'I am someone who likes dominoes and 'I recognize what dominoes is
[00:36:40] Chelsey Donn: But 'I think Kevin also likes Dominoes and 'I think that's why he's so upset about it. 'I don't think Kevin has said anything in the review that's been damning to dominoes. In fact, the opposite. 'I think he is like 'I, like dominoes. 'I love dominoes. You're ruining dominoes for me
[00:36:56] Trey Gerrald: This place
[00:36:57] Chelsey Donn: place is ruining this place.
Straight up sucks. This place is ruining dominoes and you've experienced it. So 'I don't know. 'I don't wanna influence you any further,
but 'I think we should go into our crowning. Let's do it.
[00:37:10] Trey Gerrald: All right. So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.
[00:37:20] Chelsey Donn: All right.
[00:37:21] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating
to A' school.
[00:37:28] Chelsey Donn: All right. The Queens are unanimous. For crowns. For crowns. 'I, Trey. You go first. Why For Crowns? For Kevin w
[00:37:36] Trey Gerrald: 'I just like the review 'I. Think it's entertaining. 'I. Think it's funny. 'I, 'I am trying to be A' little bit impartial. Cuz to me, 'I just feel like you're ordering pizza from like A' national company. Like, it's like the, you're not going to like the French laundry. Like this is like 'I. A' Stupid pizza delivery company.
You have to lower your expectations. But then 'I also recognize you are A' paying customer and you were watching A' Tracker and then you call in and it seems like they put you on hold. That's very frustrating.
[00:38:08] Chelsey Donn: and then they goose, which 'I didn't even, 'I Don't think 'I ever would've used that as adjective before. But 'I love
[00:38:14] Trey Gerrald: 'I love Kevin's vocabulary. Kevin's vocabulary is gonna be stolen from
[00:38:18] Chelsey Donn: Yes. I'm gonna borrow all of that.
[00:38:21] Trey Gerrald: But, but 'I, 'I, don't know. 'I, just feel like do who? Who is working at Domino's to begin with? Probably teenagers, probably like first job people and 'I don't know how high the integrity is to be an employee at Dominoes. Like 'I recognize that every time 'I order dominoes. But 'I also recognize I'm paying and there like there's an expectation that like you can get the things you're paying for.
This is America. So 'I, don't know. 'I say four crowns cuz 'I think it's good. 'I like the review. 'I just. Can't do A', full Review Queen because 'I think it's A'. Little shady 'I also think he's just very mad. And also it's like you can't guarantee cuz 'I order from this exact location and 'I don't have this experience like
[00:39:05] Chelsey Donn: And we didn't today, to be fair. We didn't today.
[00:39:08] Trey Gerrald: Correct.
[00:39:09] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I.
[00:39:11] Trey Gerrald: So that's why 'I said four. Why did you say four?
[00:39:14] Chelsey Donn: 'I said four for very similar reasons. Of course, 'I think that Kevin 'I, 'I really enjoyed the review. 'I love the language. 'I think they were A' slam dunk with A'. Little bit of humor then and the grammar, and they got high points in A'.
Lot of the categories, 'I do think we're A' little emotional, you know? And I'm not even knocking you for it, I'm just saying 'I think it may be you took it A'. Step too far with really trying to lead the brigade. Even though it's funny, even though like I'm laughing and 'I do think it's funny, but 'I think maybe you took it A' step too far when you really were like, I'm going to corporate.
I'm taking this to the top. It just was A' little A' little over the top. And so for that, 'I had to award you for A' crowns. But 'I love the review and 'I think you did. A'. Great job. Nearly A'. Review. Queen.
[00:39:58] Trey Gerrald: Yep. 'I agree. Oh my God. All right, well that was interesting. That is so funny. And reminder, you listen to the after show today,
[00:40:05] Chelsey Donn: to. And what's weird about that too is that Trey's after show review, which he picked, we both do reviews without letting each other know anything. So Trey's after show that he picked totally coincidentally, is also in this vein, which is
[00:40:19] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. So weird,
[00:40:21] Chelsey Donn: Well, Trey, we have done it. We have reached the most regal portion of our show.
Who are you inducting for? Your Royal Highness?
[00:40:30] Trey Gerrald: huh?
[00:40:31] Chelsey Donn: Oh, who are you inducting for?
[00:40:35] Trey Gerrald: Have you ever done this podcast before?
[00:40:40] Chelsey Donn: A' couple times. A'. Hundred and something. A'. Hundred and one Trey. Who are you inducting for?
[00:40:50] VOICEOVER: My, Royal, Highness.
[00:40:53] Chelsey Donn: We did it.
[00:40:54] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so 'I. Don't know ChelseyBD if you saw my Instagram, but 'I discovered this TV show that 'I have lost my fucking mind over 'I.
[00:41:05] Chelsey Donn: 'I saw 'I meant to look into this. Okay. 'I want more information cuz 'I. 'I think, 'I like clogged it out of the corner of my eye type thing. And then 'I was like, 'I. Gotta go back to that cuz you put something in A' story or something.
[00:41:15] Trey Gerrald: And then 'I went. 'I had to go on Main because,
[00:41:18] Chelsey Donn: went made feed with it. Okay.
[00:41:21] Trey Gerrald: There is A' television show. It just came out. It is called Jury Duty.
[00:41:28] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:41:29] Trey Gerrald: Have you heard about it? 'I.
[00:41:31] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Just when 'I hear jury duty 'I, think of like the Polls shore movie, which 'I liked,
[00:41:36] Trey Gerrald: so this came out on April 7th, 2023 and it's, it is an Amazon Prime show, but this is like orange's, A', new black was 'I. The show that people were talking about, but it's like, where do you watch it? And you're like, it's on this thing called Netflix. And people are like, what? Netflix has tv. So this is A' pr.
This is A' service called Free V like tv, but it's free V
[00:42:03] Chelsey Donn: Free.
[00:42:03] Trey Gerrald: F R E E V E E. But you can totally watch it on Prime, like 'I watched it on
[00:42:09] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:42:10] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so without giving away too much stuff, it's eight episodes. Each episode is like 40 minutes, and it is A' Reality Show. 'I. Guess that is loosely scripted. It's improv based.
Okay.
[00:42:24] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:42:24] Trey Gerrald: And the premise is you are watching A' documentary.
[00:42:29] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:42:30] Trey Gerrald: From being called in for jury duty, getting selected for jury duty, sitting through A' trial and then rendering A' verdict. So,
[00:42:40] Chelsey Donn: this is documentary or is this scripted? Sorry. Did you
[00:42:44] Trey Gerrald: so it's considered unscripted, but there is A' outline. It's like how they did the Blair Witch. There's like, they have an idea. Okay,
[00:42:52] Chelsey Donn: but are these, is this like A' real scenario? Like are these real jurors?
[00:42:57] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so everything is fake. Every single person is an actor except for one person. So the main character of the show
[00:43:08] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:43:09] Trey Gerrald: believes they have signed up for this like boring P b s documentary about the American judicial system,
[00:43:17] Chelsey Donn: So that's the one Non actor.
[00:43:19] Trey Gerrald: the one non actor.
[00:43:21] Chelsey Donn: yeah. So it's kind of like the rehearsal or
[00:43:24] Trey Gerrald: No, everyone keeps comparing it to the rehearsal, but it's not like that. This is,
[00:43:29] Chelsey Donn: because it's like he's so hammy and so over the top, and those people are like, 'I. Don't know. Okay. 'I, continue.
[00:43:37] Trey Gerrald: okay, so it is created by the people that did the office and Parks and Rec.
[00:43:43] Chelsey Donn: Oh, okay.
[00:43:44] Trey Gerrald: You follow this guy from like selection
[00:43:48] Chelsey Donn: So, and our,
[00:43:49] Trey Gerrald: on the jury
[00:43:49] Chelsey Donn: our main protagonist like, thinks that he is on A' jury.
[00:43:55] Trey Gerrald: He thinks it's A' real jury. He has no idea. So James Marsden is in it.
[00:44:01] Chelsey Donn: Love him. He is 'I. Yeah. 'I. 'I. Yeah. 'I did A' movie with him A' long time ago.
[00:44:06] Trey Gerrald: so he ends up becoming,
[00:44:08] Chelsey Donn: ma and our main person like, doesn't recognize that. That's
[00:44:12] Trey Gerrald: well, that's A' whole storyline, 'I. Then they like set it up like it's completely set up. Like they've basically found this old state building that was not functioning and they completely built this entire fate courthouse
[00:44:27] Chelsey Donn: my God.
[00:44:27] Trey Gerrald: and like waiting room with hidden secret cameras. And then they have like A' testimonial room, like you see where they line up all the jury people and then they have them recording themselves in their hotel room at night because, They end up getting sequestered.
So they have to live in A' Hotel,
[00:44:46] Chelsey Donn: Like the poll shore movie.
[00:44:48] Trey Gerrald: so well, or like serving on jury duty. So
[00:44:51] Chelsey Donn: it, but that's how 'I, that's
[00:44:53] Trey Gerrald: are you s
[00:44:53] Chelsey Donn: of reference. You've
[00:44:55] Trey Gerrald: then he, yes. And 'I was the foreman
[00:44:58] Chelsey Donn: that's right. 'I knew that. 'I knew that. That's so crazy though. Trey, that's unusual. Maybe that's why you like this so much too.
[00:45:04] Trey Gerrald: No. It is the funniest thing 'I have ever seen. Also, it gets like incredibly like meaningful and emotional at times, but it's the most riveting television 'I have literally ever watched.
[00:45:20] Chelsey Donn: Do we see like the fourth wall like lifted? Like do we see the person realize this isn't real or we just like end it with them thinking it's real? You won't
[00:45:31] Trey Gerrald: don't, Donn don't know how much 'I should say, but.
[00:45:34] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Okay, let's leave it. I'm intrigued.
[00:45:36] Trey Gerrald: But I'll, but you need to be more than intrigued. You need to be like ending this podcast and going and watching. I'm
[00:45:42] Chelsey Donn: have been looking for something to watch. So 'I will, 'I will be
[00:45:45] Trey Gerrald: I'm just telling you. It is
[00:45:47] Chelsey Donn: only murders in the building like 'I. Just wa 'I. Think you Rec told me that 'I needed to watch that like A' year ago.
[00:45:52] Trey Gerrald: I've never seen that, but
[00:45:54] Chelsey Donn: Oh, then it wasn't you. Okay.
[00:45:55] Trey Gerrald: so My Royal Highness Today
[00:45:58] Chelsey Donn: Yes.
[00:45:59] Trey Gerrald: the television show, jury duty.
[00:46:02] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:46:03] Trey Gerrald: I'm telling you, it is so funny and the fact that all of like the judge is an actor. The attorneys are actors and they do A' court case for three weeks. They have 52 hours of court testimony with 28 witnesses. They're all actors.
[00:46:28] Chelsey Donn: Wow.
[00:46:29] Trey Gerrald: this main guy,
[00:46:31] Chelsey Donn: And we're just constantly like panning back to Ronald like, and his reaction of these actors who have to completely convince him that they are like, that's awesome.
[00:46:41] Trey Gerrald: It really is amazing, especially like to consider that these are like actors that are so truthful that you
[00:46:48] Chelsey Donn: They're so good. Yeah.
[00:46:49] Trey Gerrald: 'I. And then there is just without any spoiler, there is A' scene when James Marsden cannot go into the audition for this big project. So he has to self tape and he asks Ronald to be his reader.
[00:47:01] Chelsey Donn: Wait, so James Marson is James Marson. Oh my God. That's awesome. Okay. 'I, now 'I. Gotta
[00:47:07] Trey Gerrald: There's A' moment where he makes him do Meisner repetition. That will literally make up
[00:47:13] Chelsey Donn: Stop.
[00:47:14] Trey Gerrald: So, okay, you mu 'I, you must, and 'I loved 'I, loved the rehearsal, but 'I 'I, it doesn't liken itself to the rehearsal because it's, the rehearsal gets dark and, and upsetting and stuff. And this is not that.
It's like A' moral obstacle course. All of these wacky things happen and it's like, will Ronald be A' hero in the situation? And 'I and 'I
[00:47:36] Chelsey Donn: also that show that 'I find really satisfying, where they have the like hidden cameras and like the like little girls being like yelled at or something and they're like waiting to see and then the
[00:47:46] Trey Gerrald: What will you do?
[00:47:47] Chelsey Donn: yay
[00:47:47] Trey Gerrald: Oh yeah, that is sort of similar. So yeah, so 'I highly recommend it, but it's literally like you're watching Parks and Recs only. This is A' real
[00:47:55] Chelsey Donn: so fun.
[00:47:56] Trey Gerrald: So go watch Jury Duty. You can watch it on Amazon Prime. You can watch it on the free V app 'I guess and it is so amazing. Please watch A' and please call into the show and tell me all of your
[00:48:10] Chelsey Donn: 1 8 50 review.
[00:48:11] Trey Gerrald: I'm so obsessed with that.
It is unlike anything else. It is literally A'. A' Marvel. It is A' Marvel that this was created. Just you must go watch jury duty. 'I cannot sing. Its praises high enough. So for those reasons, jury duty is My, Royal, Highness.
[00:48:32] Chelsey Donn: Amazing. Well, you've definitely sold Metre,
[00:48:34] Trey Gerrald: You must
[00:48:35] Chelsey Donn: ha 'I Know what I'm doing tonight. The rest of those tachos and, and, uh, jury
[00:48:42] Trey Gerrald: wait. 'I. Feel like there's this one scene. That 'I feel like 'I want to make you watch.
[00:48:48] Chelsey Donn: on the air.
[00:48:50] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.
[00:48:52] Chelsey Donn: Okay, let's see
[00:48:53] Trey Gerrald: 'I probably can't find it anyway. 'I. Apparently it's going viral on TikTok, but 'I don't watch 'I, don't do TikTok, so whatever. Anyway. Oh well. 'I feel very full.
[00:49:03] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Feel very full. 'I mean that was A'. Very full review. A' very full after show Patreon episode. And now we've officially reached the conclusion
[00:49:15] Trey Gerrald: That's it. We did A', Queen that as another round on the R u A' RQ Ferris Wheel of Tater tots.
[00:49:23] Chelsey Donn: Thank you for joining us today. If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend.
[00:49:28] Trey Gerrald: If you did not like what you heard, please tell an enemy.
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[00:50:00] Trey Gerrald: And 'I am at Trey Gerrald on this week's after show Companion podcast. ChelseyBD and 'I are taste testing and reviewing Domino's Tachos, as well as rating and reviewing A' one star Google Review four, Frankie D'S Pizza.
[00:50:21] Chelsey Donn: right cuz we are so in sync.
[00:50:23] Trey Gerrald: So to find out what made ChelseyBD say,
[00:50:26] Chelsey Donn: Wow. Okay. Okay. Wow, that is so much to unpack like that is crazy. And to find out what made Trey say.
[00:50:36] Trey Gerrald: Ooh, 'I 'I just dropped Philly cheese steak all over my four and A' half Crown card. That's gonna be with us for life now.
[00:50:44] Chelsey Donn: Then you gotta join our Patreon page at Review That Review dot com slash patreon to hear our weekly members only after show companion podcast. And you are not gonna wanna miss this week's trust,
[00:51:00] Trey Gerrald: Trust
[00:51:01] Chelsey Donn: trust.
[00:51:01] Trey Gerrald: and remember,
[00:51:03] Chelsey Donn: Ignore the haters. You're A' Freaking tachos. Queen.
[00:51:07] Trey Gerrald: you are A', fricking tachos. Gender non specific Queen.
[00:51:11] Chelsey Donn: That's right. Bye.
[00:51:13] Trey Gerrald: Goodbye. Pizza. Pizza.
[00:51:16] Chelsey Donn: Pizza. Pizza.
[00:51:17] Trey Gerrald: slogan? 'I. Do they have A' slogan?
[00:51:20] Chelsey Donn: do they They
[00:51:21] Trey Gerrald: Wouldn't it be on the box?
[00:51:22] Chelsey Donn: Oh, is it on the box? Good call
[00:51:24] Trey Gerrald: Just 'I Don't. Does dominoes not have A' slogan?
[00:51:28] Chelsey Donn: Wait.
[00:51:28] Trey Gerrald: don't think they have A' slogan. That's weird.
[00:51:30] Chelsey Donn: But they have A'. Very good LogoVora.
[00:51:33] Trey Gerrald: What do you say when you win the Game of Dominoes?
[00:51:37] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Domino's slogan is we deliver simple, true, and to the point.
[00:51:42] Trey Gerrald: That's disgusting. Goodbye.
[00:51:45] Chelsey Donn: That's disgusting. Goodbye.
Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.
[00:52:06] Trey Gerrald: 'I, just looking at this blue cheese dressing sauce,
[00:52:10] Chelsey Donn: Uhhuh.
[00:52:11] Trey Gerrald: that is so gross to me,
[00:52:13] Chelsey Donn: 'I know 'I almost didn't get the blue cheese. 'I Wish 'I didn't. 'I wish 'I didn't. 'I had A' feeling you weren't gonna like it.
[00:52:19] Trey Gerrald: Oh my God. It says Shake. Well, 'I never shake
[00:52:21] Chelsey Donn: Will David have it?
[00:52:22] Trey Gerrald: No, he doesn't eat stuff like this.
[00:52:24] Chelsey Donn: No. He doesn't eat this kind of stuff.
[00:52:26] Trey Gerrald: 'I never shake these sauces.
[00:52:29] Chelsey Donn: 'I always shake 'I mean 'I didn't shake the
[00:52:31] Trey Gerrald: yeah. 'I didn't shake the icing. It's, and it says Shake. Well, 'I never shake
[00:52:35] Chelsey Donn: that makes sense. That makes
[00:52:37] Trey Gerrald: was shaken as A'. Baby
[00:52:39] Chelsey Donn: 'I get 'I. Hope
[00:52:42] Trey Gerrald: shook. 'I was shook. 'I was shaken.
[00:52:44] Chelsey Donn: 'I was shook,
[00:52:45] Trey Gerrald: 'I was shook as A' baby 'I was shaken as A'
[00:52:48] Chelsey Donn: shook.
[00:52:49] Trey Gerrald: 'I was shook A',
[00:52:50] Chelsey Donn: was shook.
[00:52:50] Trey Gerrald: that sounds like your Ren Far
[00:52:52] Chelsey Donn: 'I was shook.
[00:52:53] Trey Gerrald: 'I was shook.
[00:52:54] Chelsey Donn: 'I was shook.
[00:52:57] Trey Gerrald: th doth shook too much.
[00:53:02] Chelsey Donn: is A' glacial end
[00:53:04] Trey Gerrald: Bye.
[00:53:04] Chelsey Donn: bye.
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