Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey
Episode 166: "Mattress Protector - 5 Star Review"
Transcription
*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!
[00:00:00] CHELSEY DONN: Well, that was fun.
[00:00:05] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:34] CHELSEY DONN: Hello!
[00:00:36] TREY GERRALD: welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.
[00:00:43] CHELSEY DONN: Reviews! tricked ya!
[00:00:47] TREY GERRALD: That is Chelsey
[00:00:50] CHELSEY DONN: and that is Trey Gerrald.
[00:00:52] TREY GERRALD: and together we are,
[00:00:54] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens,
[00:00:58] CHELSEY DONN: But first, Trey, I gotta know, would you like to
[00:01:02] VOICEOVER: Large complaint,
[00:01:03] TREY GERRALD: Today, I need to bring to the attention of the Midnight Society. Do you remember? Do you know what that's from? Do you remember that show?
[00:01:11] CHELSEY DONN: fight society? Oh, is it, is it Are You Afraid of
[00:01:14] TREY GERRALD: Yes! That has nothing to do with anything. I need us to talk about middle slices of quesadillas. So traditionally you make a quesadilla, right? You fold a tortilla in half, correct?
[00:01:26] TREY GERRALD: And then you maybe take a pizza slicer, I don't know, and you cut that half
[00:01:31] CHELSEY DONN: for me.
[00:01:31] TREY GERRALD: probably into thirds, maybe into fourths.
[00:01:34] TREY GERRALD: So I need to talk about the middle one, Cause ain't nothin attached to nothin girl. You got slippy slidey, tippy toppy, bottom boopy, tortilla, slippin and slidin around, I ain't got no connection to nothin I got pico de gallo fallin out on every side, I
[00:01:50] TREY GERRALD: got drippy drippy cheddar cheese, I got my chicken chunks fallin everywhere, It stresses me out so severely, I need the edges, That have been folded so that I can hold it like a taco.
[00:02:03] TREY GERRALD: I understand a quesadilla is not a taco, and we don't need to like, you know, hold anyone up against any other standard.
[00:02:09] TREY GERRALD: But why are middle slices so cumbersome? That's the word, it's cumbersome. That's my complaint, let's speak on it. I
[00:02:17] TREY GERRALD: need ease,
[00:02:19] TREY GERRALD: When I'm eating.
[00:02:20] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, let me try to ease your troubles. This is interesting because when you first said the middle piece, I was like, my fave, I love, but I realized the clear distinction between you and I, and that when I get a quesadilla, I just go straight cheese.
[00:02:33] TREY GERRALD: Oh, wait, that's a good point. I actually really love just cheese as well.
[00:02:38] CHELSEY DONN: And I think that the solution to this problem is maybe just to go just cheese quesadilla, maybe do your burrito bowl on the side and then find a way to like mixy mix. I find I cannot stand as I'm getting older in my life and I have to eliminate these little inconveniences. Anything but a cheese quesadilla.
[00:03:01] CHELSEY DONN: I just won't even deal with it. I'm not gonna deal with the shit falling out. It's the, it defeats the entire purpose of the quesadilla.
[00:03:09] TREY GERRALD: know,
[00:03:10] TREY GERRALD: touche.
[00:03:10] CHELSEY DONN: totally does. Then it's like a sloppy taco and nobody, nobody wants a sloppy taco.
[00:03:17] TREY GERRALD: No. And the best part of a cheese quesadilla is when it's like starting to harden a little bit.
[00:03:23] TREY GERRALD: So then you like pick it up and like the cheese is like in this weird shape of however the cheese started to melt into like some forum
[00:03:29] CHELSEY DONN: mean on the ends? Yeah,
[00:03:31] TREY GERRALD: Ooh, I love that.
[00:03:32] TREY GERRALD: I love
[00:03:33] CHELSEY DONN: crispy end.
[00:03:34] TREY GERRALD: yeah, slightly hardened melted cheese.
[00:03:37] CHELSEY DONN: I always, that's another thing, whenever I order a quesadilla, which is rare these days, I don't, I'm, I'm trying to stay in the healthier zone, but I always ask for it extra crispy,
[00:03:47] TREY GERRALD: Oh, that's never occurred to me.
[00:03:48] CHELSEY DONN: always, must,
[00:03:50] TREY GERRALD: All right, well I have, now I feel
[00:03:52] TREY GERRALD: empowered
[00:03:53] CHELSEY DONN: you go, now you're armed with some information, Trey, that will hopefully help you in your next quesadilla encounter,
[00:03:59] TREY GERRALD: Thank you, I'm looking
[00:04:00] TREY GERRALD: forward to it. Well, should we take this empowering feeling and
[00:04:04] TREY GERRALD: jump into an online review?
[00:04:05] CHELSEY DONN: I think we should.
[00:04:08] VOICEOVER: Review That Review,
[00:04:12] CHELSEY DONN: As your trusty Review Queens, we bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
[00:04:19] TREY GERRALD: We read you a review, we break it down and rate the impact of that review on a scale from zero to five crowns. It's a very regal process that we call, And
[00:04:28] VOICEOVER: That Kvetch,
[00:04:30] CHELSEY DONN: That's
[00:04:30] TREY GERRALD: Chelsey, what have you got for us today?
[00:04:32] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, Trey, I would like to give you an opportunity to choose A or B.
[00:04:38] TREY GERRALD: Oh, I want to say B.
[00:04:41] CHELSEY DONN: He went with B, ladies and gentlemen. Okay,
[00:04:43] TREY GERRALD: you think that?
[00:04:44] CHELSEY DONN: I think that? No, I actually, I had two reviews that I was sort of interested in doing with you today and I just couldn't choose and I thought, I'm gonna let you do it, but this is the review that you picked, so here we go. It's an Amazon review. For Get Your Button Ready, safe rest, 100 percent waterproof, full size mattress protector, fitted with stretchable pockets, machine washable cotton mattress cover for bed, perfect for bedding, Airbnb.
[00:05:17] CHELSEY DONN: Essentials for hosts.
[00:05:21] VOICEOVER: It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
[00:05:24] TREY GERRALD: Interesting.
[00:05:25] CHELSEY DONN: Yes, it's 38. 99. It has 4. 6 overall on Amazon with 272, 167 reviews. So, pretty good. I would press purchase based on a 4. 6 with that many reviews. How about you?
[00:05:43] TREY GERRALD: Oh, yeah.
[00:05:43] CHELSEY DONN: Oh yeah, I think that's good. Right now, it's actually also 11 percent off, which I don't really understand this whole thing. And then it has one of those coupons.
[00:05:52] CHELSEY DONN: Apply 30%. If you're not clicking the coupon, folks, you're missing out. Okay, click the coupon. It's free money. Oh, no, look down. Okay. I've saved hundreds this way. All right, here we go. This five star review is written by Kevin. Kevin! See, if you know, you know. Here's the subject. Protected mattress through birth.
[00:06:17] TREY GERRALD: No, oh Jesus Christ,
[00:06:20] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, that level of enthusiasm.
[00:06:24] TREY GERRALD: that's a lot of liquid, How
[00:06:29] CHELSEY DONN: went into labor a year and a half ago and that labor went very quickly, so quickly that she ended up giving birth on our bed in the presence of EMTs.
[00:06:43] TREY GERRALD: okay.
[00:06:44] CHELSEY DONN: We then went to the hospital where I stayed overnight with my wife and new baby girl. The next day, once things had clammed down, I went home to clean up before they came home.
[00:07:03] TREY GERRALD: wow, that's nice.
[00:07:04] CHELSEY DONN: For those who have witnessed or gone through childbirth, you know what a mess I arrived to. For those who haven't, suffice to say there are many different types of fluids and a lot of them. Let's just say I was fully expecting to be purchasing a new mattress.
[00:07:26] TREY GERRALD: Oh, God. Oh, God.
[00:07:28] CHELSEY DONN: To my amazement, once I bagged our sheets and this mattress pad, our mattress perfectly fine.
[00:07:39] TREY GERRALD: Wow.
[00:07:40] CHELSEY DONN: I bought another one immediately and will continue to use this brand as long as it exists. I challenge anyone to put it through a more rigorous test and I'm positive it can stand up to some sweat or your child's pee in the middle of the night.
[00:07:58] CHELSEY DONN: I could have posted a pic but it's better for everyone if I don't.
[00:08:07] TREY GERRALD: Ew. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm glad there are not photos.
[00:08:12] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah.
[00:08:13] TREY GERRALD: Cause let's get real here. So like, birth, also, well my first, I wrote down, I guess EMTs are prepared for labor,
[00:08:20] TREY GERRALD: but I wonder how often that is an occurrence for them.
[00:08:24] CHELSEY DONN: Often.
[00:08:25] TREY GERRALD: You think, really?
[00:08:25] CHELSEY DONN: For sure.
[00:08:26] TREY GERRALD: How? I guess I just wonder like the contractions, but we know it's a lot of like fluid.
[00:08:33] TREY GERRALD: Cause the water break, I guess that must've happened a long time before, or maybe I don't know,
[00:08:37] CHELSEY DONN: No. Well, we can talk about
[00:08:40] TREY GERRALD: but there's going to be that fluid and then there's
[00:08:42] TREY GERRALD: going to be blood and then there's going to be like, Other Pregnancy Fluid. Like, I just am imagining it's such a mess. I mean, I know from, like, my sister, they, like, are changing the sheets in the hospital.
[00:08:53] TREY GERRALD: It's like, you know, it's
[00:08:54] TREY GERRALD: like, there's, like, a protocol because it is not clean. It's a, it's a messy human experience.
[00:09:00] CHELSEY DONN: Mm hmm.
[00:09:01] TREY GERRALD: what is this fucking mattress cover made of? Cause I have dogs that have pissed on the bed and it's like, I got stains for the rest of my life. Discoloration.
[00:09:13] CHELSEY DONN: It's called safe as 100 percent waterproof. So I think it must be treated with something that Keeps the water from being absorbed so that it really just, which is what you want. Like you don't want it to seep through. So,
[00:09:30] TREY GERRALD: Right. And then you like are pulling it off the mattress and then it all rolls onto the mattress.
[00:09:34] TREY GERRALD: Okay. So, okay. But here is my
[00:09:36] TREY GERRALD: question then, if it's that, Not necessarily thick in size, but if it's that waterproof, don't you think that then no air is getting through? Like it makes me think what is compromised in order to have that level, because I'm a hot sleeper,
[00:09:50] TREY GERRALD: and it, I wonder if it just may, also is it like, anytime,
[00:09:56] CHELSEY DONN: No, it's
[00:09:56] TREY GERRALD: you sleeping on a diaper? I don't understand science. How does waterproof work?
[00:10:01] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. I, that's, they're getting very sophisticated with the waterproofing these days and the stain proofing. It's a thing.
[00:10:08] TREY GERRALD: Hilarious Freud there, Freudian slip that you clammed down after the birth.
[00:10:13] CHELSEY DONN: I know. I know. It was funny. I mean, here's, here's what I'll say is like my, was my immediate thought when I found this review and read this review. I really think Kevin does an excellent job of skirting the line.
[00:10:28] TREY GERRALD: for sure.
[00:10:29] CHELSEY DONN: I think when I first read the subject of this review, you were imagining that we were gonna go all kinds of places.
[00:10:37] CHELSEY DONN: The way that Kevin is presenting this story in a way that is, I think, like, pretty respectful of his wife, but still, like, you gotta hear the story. I think that this is pretty queenly, and I think that this is probably true.
[00:10:51] TREY GERRALD: Oh, I think so too.
[00:10:52] CHELSEY DONN: Most of the time I would think it's not true, but because of the way Kevin has written it, I, I believe Kevin.
[00:10:59] TREY GERRALD: I mean, how does this product not see this review and then like, literally rename their product
[00:11:04] TREY GERRALD: this 9, 000 word character? Obviously you could do it on Amazon.
[00:11:08] TREY GERRALD: No, I think it's C Not
[00:11:11] TREY GERRALD: seeping. And value.
[00:11:12] CHELSEY DONN: with value.
[00:11:14] TREY GERRALD: with value. And also, like, what a mensch Kevin is that he
[00:11:18] CHELSEY DONN: they came home early
[00:11:21] TREY GERRALD: Like, who would
[00:11:21] CHELSEY DONN: with it. Amazing.
[00:11:23] TREY GERRALD: immediately think, where's the extended family?
[00:11:26] TREY GERRALD: But,
[00:11:26] CHELSEY DONN: Maybe, but like again, maybe he was protecting his wife and being like, I don't want anybody to see this. Like, I don't want my in laws coming over and being like, what?
[00:11:35] TREY GERRALD: What's wrong with you? Why didn't you know you were going
[00:11:38] TREY GERRALD: into labor? This is terrible!
[00:11:41] CHELSEY DONN: Exactly. What a shot. You know
[00:11:44] TREY GERRALD: That is a deep level of love
[00:11:46] TREY GERRALD: for your wife.
[00:11:47] CHELSEY DONN: I agree.
[00:11:48] TREY GERRALD: I think it's that one little error. This is a question that has nothing to do with anything, but I knew in the structure of that sentence that you would say, or that Kevin would write, suffice to say.
[00:12:00] TREY GERRALD: Now, I'm someone that's ignorant, and I don't know the difference between what's correct. Suffice to say, or suffice it
[00:12:06] CHELSEY DONN: Suffice it to say, I don't either
[00:12:09] TREY GERRALD: I think it's suffice
[00:12:11] CHELSEY DONN: to say.
[00:12:12] TREY GERRALD: what is suffice?
[00:12:13] CHELSEY DONN: What is suffice it? Suffice like it should suffice like sufficient,
[00:12:17] TREY GERRALD: sufficient,
[00:12:18] CHELSEY DONN: you know,
[00:12:19] TREY GERRALD: Suffice to say. Yeah, I guess that's just like a muddly tongue thing that has colloquially become suffice it to say.
[00:12:25] CHELSEY DONN: I'm exactly. I'm sure. It's like one of those things where now it's in the dictionary
[00:12:30] TREY GERRALD: also how people are like, I couldn't care less,
[00:12:33] TREY GERRALD: but they mean I could care less,
[00:12:34] TREY GERRALD: but it's like, yeah, that
[00:12:36] CHELSEY DONN: Exact double negative.
[00:12:37] TREY GERRALD: here we go with this whole EMT question up top,
[00:12:39] TREY GERRALD: how common, fluky, typical do you think this is to give birth on this mattress protector?
[00:12:44] CHELSEY DONN: Um, I think not that common for some reason, even though I'm saying, I think it happens.
[00:12:51] TREY GERRALD: Well, what do you think the main reason for a mattress cover is?
[00:12:55] CHELSEY DONN: Well, for me, like my, well, for two things, one, like I have a dog, so definitely that I'm like double matching protector for her. And two, like, if you're a female, you know, you have a friend come once a month, so that's definitely
[00:13:10] TREY GERRALD: never occurred to me.
[00:13:11] CHELSEY DONN: a reason to have it, for sure,
[00:13:13] TREY GERRALD: To me, I think it's probably kids peeing the bed, and I also
[00:13:17] TREY GERRALD: think, as they state in the Supercala, if you're renting out your house, like you
[00:13:21] TREY GERRALD: just don't like strangers sleeping on your bed. Yeah, and just like, I don't know,
[00:13:26] CHELSEY DONN: sweat, yeah, gross, yeah, so, I mean, I think there's many purposes, and I also think that a lot of times, it's like, for dust mites and blah, blah, blah, as well,
[00:13:36] TREY GERRALD: No, I think this is a really valuable, strong, impactful review. I just immediately am wondering if it's just gonna make me sleep hot. But if I'm also, but it's also valuable because like if I want this for my Airbnb house,
[00:13:47] TREY GERRALD: I'm not gonna be sleeping on it. My guests will. So,
[00:13:50] CHELSEY DONN: I mean, no shade, but do you not use a mattress protector now?
[00:13:55] TREY GERRALD: we do.
[00:13:56] TREY GERRALD: But I have like a cooling one.
[00:13:58] TREY GERRALD: Like explicitly cooling.
[00:14:00] TREY GERRALD: But you know, I don't think it is 100 percent waterproof. But that might be something that I sacrifice because I sweat no matter what.
[00:14:07] CHELSEY DONN: Right. I mean, I don't know. I did not search the word cool in the, you know, description here or to see if other people had written reviews.
[00:14:16] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, but I but I feel like that's like an added thing. I'm sort of like, I wonder if this company even has a cooling version. Or maybe it doesn't sleep hot and it's like a
[00:14:23] CHELSEY DONN: Right, that's what I mean, like, I would think, like, it just doesn't sleep hot, like, I feel like, if you're in the business of mattress protectors, you know that there's two things people want in a mattress protector, they want to make sure it doesn't go through anything, and they want to make sure you're not gonna get hot, like, I feel like that's universal, so, with a 4.
[00:14:40] CHELSEY DONN: 6 overall, I don't, I can't, and, like,
[00:14:43] TREY GERRALD: That would be A yeah.
[00:14:45] CHELSEY DONN: very low, 1 percent with all of those reviews, like it's like 2 percent one star, you
[00:14:51] TREY GERRALD: like it's probably not that much of an issue. Otherwise, we would have heard about it.
[00:14:55] CHELSEY DONN: I think so, but is this particular situation common? No, but I think that it's seeping, no pun intended, with value because It's like I put it to the ultimate test. It's like the crash test dummy.
[00:15:10] TREY GERRALD: Oh my god, remember them.
[00:15:11] CHELSEY DONN: Yes. Remember that episode, Niche, but episode of Drag Race where like two of them were crash test dummies like two weeks apart.
[00:15:18] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, very bizarre.
[00:15:20] TREY GERRALD: I mean, I was definitely entertained. I was curious, like, where we were going and what was gonna happen. I also think there is humor in the fact of, like, I could have attached to photos, but it's better for everyone if I don't. In and out, think it's strong, has an impact, clearly. I think I could crown Kevin.
[00:15:35] CHELSEY DONN: All right. I think I can crown Kevin too.
[00:15:36] TREY GERRALD: Perfect. So, Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we are going to simultaneously reveal our ratings.
[00:15:47] VOICEOVER: The Queens are tabulating, Total score,
[00:15:54] CHELSEY DONN: We did it! Five crowns, five crowns. Kevin, if you're listening, you got a double Review Queen. Call in 1 850 REVIEW ZERO, slide into our DMs at the Review Queens for your free merch. Kevin and Trey, you go first. Why did you decide to make Kevin a Review Queen?
[00:16:12] TREY GERRALD: not to beat a dead horse, but if we did, we could do it on this mattress cover because it wouldn't mess up the mattress, but, you know, I just think it's a very strong review. I appreciate, I always look for a photo, but I appreciate them saying, I'm just not gonna include it. Like, you
[00:16:26] TREY GERRALD: get the idea. It rings true.
[00:16:28] TREY GERRALD: It makes me feel like, well shit, if this can like, support birth fluids, not ruining this multi thousand dollar mattress, Then it's perfect for me for my rental. So like, give it to me and it's
[00:16:42] TREY GERRALD: cheap. It's not even that crazy of a price. And it's so high. It's like, this isn't an anomaly. It seems like this is typical for people that purchase it.
[00:16:51] TREY GERRALD: And I loved the point that they bought another one and my immediate like shoe, other shoes going to drop fear was, well, they need to back stock. They need to buy a couple more. Cause what if the company closes or what if it sells
[00:17:03] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my god, yeah.
[00:17:05] TREY GERRALD: I feel
[00:17:05] CHELSEY DONN: I need a whole closet full of
[00:17:07] TREY GERRALD: And that's the impact. It makes me
[00:17:09] TREY GERRALD: feel like I should go buy this right now, but I should probably buy multiples.
[00:17:12] TREY GERRALD: So that's
[00:17:13] TREY GERRALD: a strong impact. I don't think I've ever felt that way. So Kevin, five, five crowns for me. Chelsey, why did you say five crowns?
[00:17:19] CHELSEY DONN: Kevin! You're a queen. I mean, that's just it. You're a queen. Like Trey was saying, usually I would knock a little like half crown off for not including the pictures, but in this case, I feel like it was the queenly move. I think it's really hard to skirt the line with this kind of subject matter. Still be funny, still be like, this is a crazy story that you're going to forever tell, like, as your, like, special fact, like, remember the time that whatever happened, I believe you, it's extreme, and you respected your wife at the end of the day, I don't think you crossed the line, and You're making us want to buy this mattress protector, so really, like, checks across the board, check, check, check, and you are, Kevin, a Review Queen, my friend, thank you for this lovely review,
[00:18:07] TREY GERRALD: Absolutely. Well, that was funny. Wait, why did you find this review?
[00:18:10] CHELSEY DONN: truthfully, I, okay, oh, wait, no, no, I don't want to say that yet, I first want to ask you, Trey, how many, like, likes, slash, thumbs up, do you think that the review has?
[00:18:21] TREY GERRALD: Probably 897.
[00:18:25] CHELSEY DONN: Is that your final guess? Okay. The answer is when I discovered a screenshot of this review before I found the review, it had 7, 677 people who found it helpful.
[00:18:40] CHELSEY DONN: Then I decided to go to Amazon directly to check out this product for myself and find the review. Any idea how many it has now?
[00:18:50] TREY GERRALD: Probably 12, 000.
[00:18:52] CHELSEY DONN: 18, 509 people have found this helpful. So this review did go viral.
[00:18:59] TREY GERRALD: really is helping.
[00:18:59] CHELSEY DONN: I did find it in the depths of Reddit. I can't recall the Reddit user. Thank you. But that being said, as soon as I started Googling it, it was clear that it had become a viral review.
[00:19:10] CHELSEY DONN: So I just had to bring it in for our listeners today.
[00:19:14] TREY GERRALD: I love it. Great find.
[00:19:16] CHELSEY DONN: All right, my queen. I think we've done it. We've reached the most regal portion of our show. Who would you like to induct for?
[00:19:27] VOICEOVER: My Royal Highness.
[00:19:29] TREY GERRALD: Thank you for asking. Well, today
[00:19:31] TREY GERRALD: I want to induct that phenomenon where you love a movie so much that you can literally quote the entire thing because what comes from that is the repeated viewing is like even more joyful
[00:19:43] TREY GERRALD: but also you can find like minded people that also love as severely as you do and then you just instantly are like, Oh, you're my bitch.
[00:19:49] TREY GERRALD: Oh, yeah. We have similar interests. You can quote Devil Wears Prada as well. You can quote Mean Girls. You can quote Showgirls. We're gonna get along just dandy. Oh, you can quote Casablanca. Okay, movie file. Yes! Oh, you know Citizen Kane? Work! It's just joyful fun. It's like we get one life, one rotation around the sun.
[00:20:11] TREY GERRALD: So like, Or is that right? I don't know. Whatever.
[00:20:14] CHELSEY DONN: one
[00:20:15] TREY GERRALD: Life's too short.
[00:20:16] TREY GERRALD: Life's too short.
[00:20:17] CHELSEY DONN: was too short.
[00:20:18] TREY GERRALD: Life is too short. We gotta have a little joy and movies help with that. So I love the phenomenon of just quoting movies and I mean like in their entirety. I think you and David have this with Clueless and, you know, it's just the best because
[00:20:35] TREY GERRALD: you know that it's a friend.
[00:20:36] TREY GERRALD: So for that reason, I'm inducting movies that you can quote in their entirety and the community that that creates as My Royal Highness.
[00:20:46] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God, Trey. I love that induction so much. I don't know if you feel you have this relationship with Mandy, but me and Lindsay like I would say like 75 percent of our communication is movie quotes that like only we the I don't know if you ever have had this experience, but like that movie quote then kind of like takes on a new meaning and becomes the answer.
[00:21:08] CHELSEY DONN: To whatever the conundrum at bay is, So we speak almost exclusively in movie quotes, my sister and I do you do that with Mandy?
[00:21:17] TREY GERRALD: this is so weird. Wait, because at the very, very, very beginning, I talked about Are You Afraid of the Dark? TV show, but my
[00:21:25] TREY GERRALD: sister and I always quote this one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? where this, like, little ghost boy was lost in the woods without his red jacket, and Melissa Joan Hart was, like, the guest star, and the little boy was, like, haunting her going, I'm cold.
[00:21:38] TREY GERRALD: And I don't know why that has lasted the last 30 years, but my sister and I will just randomly be, like, I'm cold.
[00:21:45] CHELSEY DONN: And will you use it? Like if you are cold, like,
[00:21:47] TREY GERRALD: Of course,
[00:21:48] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, yeah, yeah, isn't it fun? It's so fun. I would never think to induct that but I love
[00:21:53] TREY GERRALD: what are movies you can quote, just like off the top of your head,
[00:21:55] TREY GERRALD: like obviously,
[00:21:56] CHELSEY DONN: Don't Tell Mom and Babysitter's Dad, Clueless,
[00:21:59] TREY GERRALD: mm hmm, Titanic,
[00:22:00] TREY GERRALD: I'm the king of the world, The
[00:22:02] CHELSEY DONN: yeah, obviously, Alright, alright, alright, you know, of course, From Dazed and Confused, Weirdly, Karina Karina is a favorite of my sister's and I,
[00:22:12] TREY GERRALD: interesting, that's
[00:22:13] CHELSEY DONN: Give It Here, Percy, I Don't Mind, Coconut, is like something we say to each other all the time.
[00:22:17] TREY GERRALD: my god.
[00:22:18] CHELSEY DONN: It is Whoopy. Yeah. So many movies that I just, oh, oh, how could I forget Rou Beverly Hills. I could probably recite from beginning to end Heavyweights Camp Knower do The Freddy Freddy
[00:22:29] TREY GERRALD: Oh, also Death Becomes Her.
[00:22:31] CHELSEY DONN: Death becomes
[00:22:32] TREY GERRALD: Now a warning?
[00:22:34] CHELSEY DONN: now. I know so many great movies that I love,
[00:22:39] TREY GERRALD: It's a fun feeling.
[00:22:40] CHELSEY DONN: Child childhood movies for sure.
[00:22:42] TREY GERRALD: Well, we did it, Queen.
[00:22:43] CHELSEY DONN: Right on top of that, Rose.
[00:22:44] TREY GERRALD: It's
[00:22:44] CHELSEY DONN: We did it!
[00:22:46] TREY GERRALD: on the R U A R Q Ferris Wheel of Quotant Quotables.
[00:22:51] CHELSEY DONN: Quote unquotables. Thank you for joining us today. If today happens to be your birthday, happy birthday! This review was for you. If you like what you heard, please tell a friend.
[00:23:01] TREY GERRALD: And if you did not like what you heard, please tell an enemy. On this week's after show pod, we're rating and reviewing, Chelsey, new source alert, new
[00:23:10] CHELSEY DONN: Woo!
[00:23:11] TREY GERRALD: alert, a one star Mazda review
[00:23:15] CHELSEY DONN: Ooh!
[00:23:17] TREY GERRALD: controversial, I don't know, is it for the 2019 Mazda CX 5, or is it for Harold G., the sales rep, at Mazda. We're going to find out on the after show.
[00:23:30] CHELSEY DONN: Harold G.
[00:23:31] TREY GERRALD: Harold's Wife! From Full Monty, Emily Skinner, Deep Cut. But I wonder, wow, I wonder why this was said.
[00:23:39] CHELSEY DONN: This is the type of thing that should be flagged immediately, You should just remove this bitch from the list, and not Mmm, me too, wonder why that was said.
[00:23:52] TREY GERRALD: please remember,
[00:23:53] CHELSEY DONN: Ignore the haters, you're a queen!
[00:23:56] TREY GERRALD: gender, non specific, Bye!
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[00:24:32] CHELSEY DONN: Well, that was fun,
[00:24:33] TREY GERRALD: I'm trying to think of a movie quote.
[00:24:35] CHELSEY DONN: that we both know. Excuse me, officer, do you know who this man is? Jasmine, Jasmine Coolit, honey. This is the man who put the space in Spaceler's head Uh, no, the man who put the And, hey, listen, he's the best, he's the greatest, he's my daddy, James the Jackhammer Chicago. Now, daddy, shake the man's hand and let's be on our way.
[00:24:59] CHELSEY DONN: Can I get your autograph? No, on that thing you won't.
[00:25:02] TREY GERRALD: What is that?
[00:25:03] CHELSEY DONN: True Beverly Hills.
[00:25:05] TREY GERRALD: Oh.
[00:25:06] CHELSEY DONN: part of it, though.
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[00:25:29] CHELSEY DONN: But, was that I Love Lucy?
[00:25:31] TREY GERRALD: Yeah.
[00:25:32] CHELSEY DONN: Good job.
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